Rick Warren Chalupa shakes up Gulf Breeze neighborhood Gulf Breeze, FL - Tyler Owens got more than he bargained for when he decided to think outside the bun on Friday. After leaving the drive-thru of Taco Bell he unwrapped his Baja Chalupa to find the unmistakable image of uber-pastor Rick Warren emblazoned on the crispy chewy shell. “I was shocked,” said Jordan who preserved the image by carefully eating the seasoned beef and cheese all around the Chalupa Rick icon. Owens credits the chalupa with healing him of a mild acid reflux issue he struggled with for hours earlier that day. “Say what you want. All I know is I had this slight burning in my throat and now I don’t,” he responds. He plans to auction what remains of Chalupa Rick on e-bay. “I’m thinking it should fetch me some nice cash. It’s not like some of those older versions those punks are trying to unload. This one has his new pimped out hair and boy-band goatee.” Reverend Warren was unavailable for comment but Zondervan did announce plans to increase the production run of the Purpose Driven Tortilla press in time for Christmas ’09. (Thanks to the folks at www.crazychurch.com for the heads up) 


OMG - that is sooo hilarious!
Posted by: Gary Hodges | January 29, 2009 at 01:01 PM